woodnutter.

booyah.

lately there has been lotsa hoohaa bout israel and lebanon.
and just that day my dad was telling me bout palestine (is that how you spell it?) and how it all belonged to the muslim till moses led the jews there. then he started on about all this religion thingy and all the riot-like-thingy and stuff.
he said that they did this because they wanted their religion to be successful (or something like that) and for a religion to be successful, first, people must believe and support that religion.
but then. if they use all these extreme force to go force people to join their religion, who would want to? and all that they're doing just shows what kind of people that religion "produces"...i mean...you know what i mean. and its a sort of disgrace to the religion, um, something like that.
and jews are christians. that means that they're children of God and i think that God's people don't do stuff like bombing a country cause of a captured soldier. even if no captured soldier or more than one captured soldier, they still should not be bombing up places.
and all the past 50+ years of (other countries) helping lebanon to build up the city have all gone to waste. cause of one captured soldier and kaboomba.
and the muslims shouldn't have captured that soldier either. not like they can do much with that soldier anyway...but still...
bahh. crapping alot.

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apparently, i don't think e-learning is so joyful afterall. the work is kinda hard. and i'm bored all day cause i'm in absolutely no mood to do any work. i'm actually watching clifford the big red dog (actually it isn't as bad as other toddler shows...) and the dumb weather is so hot. i seriously think the end of the world is coming soon. means judgement day is coming soon too. maybe next week...

took this from nadine's blog:

The bolded words are the questions. I'm required to fill in the blanks.

I am a potential mattress tester. a pig. a slacker. a patrick starfish liker. a member of the TEC. a homo sapien. i am a topazian. a lousy netballer. a cookies & cream person. a chocolate liker. a wheelies liker. last but not least, i am thing. NOT THANG.
When people call you, it's always (your name) and sammy wammy. or anybody else i'm with. most of the time its sammy wammy though.
People always tell you to keep quiet, to stop this, stop that, do this, do that. stop everything, do everything...
I'd die before I am a thang.
The chioest people I know is/are emily, EVABELLA!, joycelyn yeo, um...does chio means just pretty or does it include the meaning of "hiao" too? if it does, chui li wen and joel pang (the "hiao" part. not the "pretty" part)
The shuaiest guys I know is/are not desmond lee.

matatoduo;

rawr.
today there was practically no school at all.
from recess onwards we had free time till 2 sth to roam round shcool.
and then we were getting bored and tired
(and guess what. i have no idea what alex's project is. but she brought cat, rabbit and dog's testes and other disgusting parts to school. if she killed any, any, of those annimals, i'll sue her.)
and we were running out of things to do.
then we remembered that elice handy hall got the sphere's of influence thingy.
and evabella's there! xiang too.
and so we went there. and blah blah blah. and i got a mug (as a takeaway) (its a mg mug. so i suppose if i keep it long enough and sell it next time it'll at least earn me a few hundreds?)
and yaddayaddayadda
and then we roamed near the hall. that's when we found gladiator! (: (: it was super fun.
hardly any sec people there. cause it was in the pri block. haha. joycelyn and gang was there though. its like cushion fight. but you have to balance on the beam thingy. when you fall, someone else replace you. haha. so fun. i kept falling >.<
and nobody could beat ariel (at least not anyone who was there when she was playing) (she was a gymnast after all) until she fell off herself (somehow) when playing with merrilyn. haha. and then they had to close the station ): if not i could have played until 2:15 (: (:

matatoduo;

(:
yesterday went back to rgps for awhile (: (: (:
it was actually to eat rgps food but we also visited teachers (: (:

very very unfortunately, most stalls were closed. and cause it was racial harmony day, there was a 'funfair' and we had to eat 'funfair' food ):

saw mdm tng, ho ho, lao shi, and a few other teachers.
but we talk to ho ho and mdm tng the longest.
haha :D :D

and me, sam and kitty kept bugging ho ho for presents.
he owes us six each.
one for chinese new year (ang pao actually. not present. must have at least $10 :D )
one for youth day
one for children's day
one for christmas
one for birthday
and i can't remember what the last one was for
but i remember i counted 6.
(: (:
and then for all the years in sec school, he'll owe us 24 presents each.
and 3x24=72.
so he has to buy 72 presents in total (:
oh. mdm tng ask us to IM her our list of presents we want from her :D

and then we were chatting to ho ho bout lotsa stuff.
like how we change.
he said last time kitty and sam everytime see him then run away.
but i never.
then now i run away then they two never. haha (:
and ho ho still remembers that when i was p1, he made my whole class keep quiet for one minute cause we very noisy. then we dunno how long is one minute. so he ask us to count. haha
and he still remembers chloe's sister too (he taught her before).
and now she's going to NUT.
i mean. NTU. heh..

ho ho says he'll get us present. but not so many.
awwww...

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racial harmony day yesterday.
had some performance thingy in the morning till recess.
the concert was kinda boring.
and the play was kinda lame.
and liwen won second place in the fusion doll contest
whooo!!
i'm cheering for 1m. not liwen.
(sam's brudda is a potential liwen btw...)
then when the concert ended, they told us that there's some mooncake selling competition thingy.
its interclass.
and the prizes are really really really cool.
mg is damn rich...
i can't really remember all the prizes though. i know first prize is a $1000 voucher for a really ex restaurant. then the whole class and eat and puke together (:
and then third prize is a year's supply of cadbury hampers (: (: (:
and then there's lotsa other things too :D
then for personal prize, the top 10 sellers (people who sold the most mooncakes) will get an ipod mini each.
as i said. mg is rich.
rich i tell you.

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woohoo! next week there's hardly any school.
monday havta go see the exhibits.
tuesday is founders day
wed-fri is e-learning week means stay at home (: (: (:
and on tues after school, we're gonna go back to rg! (:
and maybe buy brownie :D

matatoduo;

i just realized.
there's a chemistry test tomorrow.
but i can't find any chemistry period on the timetable for tomorrow.funneh.
maybe she exchange period with somebody and i bodoh, dunno she exchange period.or then again.maybe its just people talking crap.whoever who said there was a test tomorrow.then again.maybe it was the teacher herself...oh well.
trying to colour my art now.it sucks.
it looked nicer without the colours.i think mrs chan's gonna make me redo it.oh well.i'll just use tracing paper to draw it again.then colour it properly the next time.my colours are funny.esp the ones i used for the supposedly coffee table.somemore the coffee table's in the centre. bahhh...
tomorrow i shall ask mrs chan to fail me and i shall go home and redo my art.
my body isn't built for shopping.neither is it built for cutting oranges.and nor was it built to sew buttons.
i spent the whole afternoon from 2+ to 6 trying to sew on 11 pathetic buttons.-.-"
oh. and on monday.i nearly blinded sam with a squash ball.
(really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really sorry sam.)
and thankfully she wasn't blind.if not i would have to donate my right eye to her. stoopid squash ball.i shall skip squash for the time being and play basketball during recess. i forgot how to shoot.too much of netball is bad for you...woohoo! get to skip tomorrow's training for golf (: (: (:means 2 trainings a week (: (: (: and somemore wednesday is the only training that is not slackish at all.monday is a weetle bit slackish.wednesday is not at all.friday is 1/4 slackish.woohoo!but nobody said slackish trainings were fun...):
haha.today xiang abandon us!she laugh at us during home econs for a reason which i do not feel like saying."so much evil in such a little girl..."(from 'drake and josh' =D)and me and sam kept saying that to xiang.haha.

apples! pears! cu...cumbers!
no, its " apples! pears! cucum...bers!"

misunderstandings in the past.
made us feel so awkward after that.
though now its better.
its still not like good ol' times
but i'd still like you to know
you'll always be my special friend (:

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typed the above last tuesday.
i sprained my finger again yesterday.
yep, the same finger.
just its not swelling as much as the last time.
but it hurts more than the last time.
first it was a netball
then it was a basketball.
what next?
golf ball? haha.
i don't think a golf ball will sprain my finger though. more likely to make me have a concussion than sprain my finger.

darn it.
swim PE is on thurs.
and i have to go there myself.
pfffftttt.

after watching the high school musical thingy again. ( cause my neighbour came over and i had nothing better to do ) i realised that the troy guy is 14 (:
and his buddy is 8 (:
haha.

today, me and sam wrote a poem bout evabellalalalalala.
(in the view of evabellalalalalala)

I like to prance, to frolic, to play
Being pushed around in a pram all day
Playing with my Barbie dolls
And let them make out with my only Ken doll
I dream of being like that one day
As long as my Ken isn't gay
I want him to be strong and big
I don't even mind if he drives a tractor rig
Then again, i don't mind having more than two
All for me and none for you
They're mine! mine! all mine!
And i don't even have to spend a dime
I'd love to give them all a kiss
Aaah, kissing them is a bliss
But for now, enough of that
Now let's talk about my hat
It's pink and fluffy with a bit of red
Best of all, it doesn't fit my head!
I love it like i love my toiletbowl
Especially that lovely centre hole
On the street i like to shake my butt
It's so cool, it's hotter than Jubba the Hutt's
One day, i wanna be a cool rapper dude
Then i can finally shake my butt in the nude!
I love my toiletbowl, my hat, Ken and my other boyfriends
Not forgetting jia and sam: my very bestest friends (:

haha (:

rawr.
ye old nagpot forced me to go for the thingy on 22 in the auditorium.
she asked me if i wanted to go.
but not like i can't skip it even if i said no.
at least sammy wammy's coming (:
haha.
sammy wammy has lotsa names
like
-sam
-samantha
-samantha chye
-chien min
-chye chien min
-samantha chye chien min
-tinkywinky
-sammy wammy
-who's sam
-weirdo (i'm thing. but sam says it thang. and i do not wanna be called thang. cause thang means butt. haha)
etc.

the slogan of chuppa chups (however you spell it) (its the lollipop brand) is [the pleasure of sucking]. which can be interpreted as:
eating the lollipop lets you feel the pleasure of sucking.
to make things easier. i shall rearrange some words...:
you feel the pleasures of being a sucker when you eat the lollipop.

hah.

matatoduo;

smile, slimming agency, "jian fei", De-Jenn Interiors & Woodworking Pte Ltd, Ang Mo Kio Central, left, contemporary, backdrop, extravaganza, TV console, Queen Astrid Garden, cohesive, Tagore, undertake, turkey, dynamic, walnut, ninja, crisis, elephant, milieu, limelight, headaches, retards, HDB apartment, reign, foyer, inkling, duckling, swear, zen, penguin, Tweety Bird, splashes, iMac, coca cola, cosmopolitan, Napoleon, Napoleon's gorgeous white steed, poise, porpoise, crisp, chips, christmas, dip, tacos, nachos, tortilla chips, freakaziod, sophisticated, vivacity, maisonette, Wira, Prince Charming, Snake Charmer, Boa Constrictor, Chas,

and sam. i remember where the name Chas came from now. its Chuckie's father in rugrats. haha (:

matatoduo;

(:
been eating lotsa ice cream lately (:
okay. not alot.
but more than usual.

ben & jerry's are super nice (:
my mum went to buy them during the weekend.
two big tubs.
and now there's like only 1/2 a tub left.
haha.

chunky monkey and
stawberry cheesecake (:
(sad there wasn't any cookie dough when my mom went to buy)

the strawberry cheesecake is goooood (: (:
(cookie dough's still nicer though..)

haha. derrick promised me ice cream when he gets his pay (: (: (:

talking bout food.
during home econs today
(and i am such an idiot at sewing)
we ironed on our designs onto the plastic bag holder thingy thing.
(i like my picture)
and merrilyn's picture had lotsa big hamburgers
(like those you see at carl's jr. not those puny ones from macdonalds)
with some words which i forgot...
(yeah. i'm very forgetful. i forget rgps vision, mission, motto and some values. whereas alot of other people can remember their primary school vision, mission and blahblahblah)
and then i was staring at the second hamburger from the left on merrilyn's pic (we were sitting at the same table) cause it looked good.
and i was making myself hungry.

cause there were only 3 stupid irons for 20 girls to use. so i was a nice little girl and let everyone else use first.
meanwhile. i tried to practice sewing (notice. i said tried) using the sewing machine.
but as i said.
i'm an idiot at sewing.

and then i didn't even put the stupid dunnowhassit into the dunnowhere.
and my really nice green thread was put into the wrong place.
and then i didn't know how to arrange all the stringy thingy.
and i didn't know how to thread the needle (the hole soooo tiny.)
and i didn't even know that you had to hook the thread to the dunnowhassit.
(so when i tried to start sewing. the machine was just poking holes into my cloth)
and i forgot to put back the dunnowhassit
(so my string was all tangled up in the dunnowhere and then everything got stuck and i nearly killed the machine. some more the machine that i was using was the new one. good thing i saved it in time)
and even when everything was in place. there was still something wrong with the pattern on the cloth.

and i bet you hardly understood a word of it.

oh well.
told you i'm an idiot at such things.

i wanna play air hockey...

matatoduo;

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chandel
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vicki
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