booyah.

Haha. I just realised Denise sounds a lot like demise :D

That day, I heard the funniest lame joke ever:
There was a maid agency, and there, were 3 trainee maids. Apparently, they weren't too good at English, so they had to have English lessons. One day, their trainer gave them a test. Their test was to form a sentence with these 3 words: chicken, nut, bread
So, the first maid said:
"My sir went to the market and bought chicken, nut, and bread"
Then the trainer went:
"Hm, I guess it is used in the right contexxt. Okay, next."
So, the second maid said:
"My ma'am cooked chicken, nut, and bread for dinner."
Then the trainer went:
"Okay, I suppose that's correct too"
So, the last maid went:
"My ma'am put the pillow over her head and chicken, nut, bread" (she cannot breathe, in a strong Phillipino accent)

Then I laughed like crazy after that. Hahahaha.

Back to my list of want-to-watch-s:
1. HEROES
2. HORTON
3. BE KIND, REWIND
4. Semi-Pro, which is apparently, NC16 (DVD!)
5. Juno, which is apparently, NC16 (DVD!)
6. Kung Fu Panda (the trailer is hilarious)
7. Tarzan (the Disney version)
8. August Rush
9. Pokemon Movie (the one with Mew Two)
10. ALL THE FINAL DESTINATION MOVIES
11. DRUMLINE! Again

Of course, there's a lot more to list out. But I'll probably never get around to watching all of them. So, heh.

Oh my gosh, I think I need a manicure
The sun, I swear, is ruining my hair

Hahahaha.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU (Sam)
YOU WERE BORN IN THE ZOO
YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY
YOU SMELL LIKE ONE TOO :D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAM! (:

Yay! We changed seats! Now, I'm seating between Klarissa and Lim Rui (:
And today, I was talking to Lim Rui, and suddenly, we started talking about all the games we played in primary school. I remember the one most popular during my p3/p4 time :D

Sissy (or at least, that's how I think you spell it, cause I have no idea what it's supposed to mean in this context) my baby, come on and play with me under the apple tree
Slide down the rainbow, into the toilet bowl
We shall be jolly friends, something something
And forever more, more, more one two three four, four
Four the lion roar roar
Roar the teacher teach, teach
Teach the children laugh, laugh
Laugh the children play, play
Play the children, BANG!
(then we all stay still and see who move first :D)

Hahahaha.

Oh, and cause, we're supposed to come up with some Haiku concerning Sentosa, Klarissa came up with this:
MERLION
Confused animal
Neither mermaid nor lion
Huh? What is it lah?

We're so gonna use that if Mrs Chan allows.

I can't wait for school tomorrow (:







as if.

seals are being clubbed in canada, namibia, greenland, russia and norway.
they even have a website where you can play games involving clubbing seals.
http://www.newgrounds.com/seals/
virtual seal: "have your own pet seal! you can feed him, play with him, put him to bed...and club him to death!"
bop a seal: "those pesky seals are at it again! stop them from poking their heads out of their holes!"
some tennis game: "play tennis with a cute little baby seal! you think I'm sick? This happens in real life!"
" practice clubbing babies in beginner mode, then move on to the adults! adults might not have valuable fur, but they are still fun as all heck to club!"

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sharks are being killed for their fins for a bowl of soup which isn't scientifically proven to have health benefits. it doesn't even have any taste, it's made of cartilage.
that's like killing us for our noses.
and people don't care cause:
1. they think sharks are fierce and are a danger to humans.
well, sharks only kill an average of 5 people a year. while smoking kills about 120 000 a year and starvation kills 8 000 000 a year.
and sharks only attack human when provoked, or when they smell blood. also because sometimes, the silhouette of a human swimming from underwater looks like the silhouette of an injured seal, which sharks like to prey on.
2. people believe there still many many sharks for them to kill. and even if they become extinct, so what?
well, there aren't many many sharks left. and the extinction of any animal results in the ecosystem being unbalanced. which means, it will affect us humans too.
worse, after their fins are cut off, the shark is kicked backed into the ocean, where they sink to the bottom and die of suffocation, or loss of blood, or fall prey to other animals. this is to make space on the boat for more of those shark fins.

there is even an illegal multi-million dollar sharkfin industry in taiwan which the authorities should be well aware of but do nothing to stop it.
the shark has survived for millions of years, but will they survive us?

(movies like sharkwater should be screened free and all those rich tai tais who eat sharkfins everyday should be forced to watch it)

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Then there's waling in japan, US, russia, norway, greenland, iceland, indonesia, faroe islands, canada, caribbean.


what is wrong with people?

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