booyah.
That day, I heard the funniest lame joke ever:
There was a maid agency, and there, were 3 trainee maids. Apparently, they weren't too good at English, so they had to have English lessons. One day, their trainer gave them a test. Their test was to form a sentence with these 3 words: chicken, nut, bread
So, the first maid said:
"My sir went to the market and bought chicken, nut, and bread"
Then the trainer went:
"Hm, I guess it is used in the right contexxt. Okay, next."
So, the second maid said:
"My ma'am cooked chicken, nut, and bread for dinner."
Then the trainer went:
"Okay, I suppose that's correct too"
So, the last maid went:
"My ma'am put the pillow over her head and chicken, nut, bread" (she cannot breathe, in a strong Phillipino accent)
Then I laughed like crazy after that. Hahahaha.
Back to my list of want-to-watch-s:
1. HEROES
2. HORTON
3. BE KIND, REWIND
4. Semi-Pro, which is apparently, NC16 (DVD!)
5. Juno, which is apparently, NC16 (DVD!)
6. Kung Fu Panda (the trailer is hilarious)
7. Tarzan (the Disney version)
8. August Rush
9. Pokemon Movie (the one with Mew Two)
10. ALL THE FINAL DESTINATION MOVIES
11. DRUMLINE! Again
Of course, there's a lot more to list out. But I'll probably never get around to watching all of them. So, heh.
Oh my gosh, I think I need a manicure
The sun, I swear, is ruining my hair
Hahahaha.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU (Sam)
YOU WERE BORN IN THE ZOO
YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY
YOU SMELL LIKE ONE TOO :D
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAM! (:
Yay! We changed seats! Now, I'm seating between Klarissa and Lim Rui (:
And today, I was talking to Lim Rui, and suddenly, we started talking about all the games we played in primary school. I remember the one most popular during my p3/p4 time :D
Sissy (or at least, that's how I think you spell it, cause I have no idea what it's supposed to mean in this context) my baby, come on and play with me under the apple tree
Slide down the rainbow, into the toilet bowl
We shall be jolly friends, something something
And forever more, more, more one two three four, four
Four the lion roar roar
Roar the teacher teach, teach
Teach the children laugh, laugh
Laugh the children play, play
Play the children, BANG!
(then we all stay still and see who move first :D)
Hahahaha.
Oh, and cause, we're supposed to come up with some Haiku concerning Sentosa, Klarissa came up with this:
MERLION
Confused animal
Neither mermaid nor lion
Huh? What is it lah?
We're so gonna use that if Mrs Chan allows.
I can't wait for school tomorrow (:
as if.
bev
chandel
celeste
jenna
jingrui
vicki
siying
marge
leeshi
1m
2m
nadine ng
sam
JOY!
YY
geri
michelle
Riel
juhi
sonal
wenxi
tangtra
sau
amelia
rui
jennifer
mayee
banana
geetika
jo
chik
derrick
phoebe
nadine
sien
kristen
jolene
aikang
yiann
stacy
JCP
melissa
melanie
quek
sara
sheila
jie
abbielee
nyam
clarissa
amanda
nerine
gillian